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20th-Aug-2007 06:52 pm(no subject)
It's been so nice having Derek here. He makes me so happy. I just hated being alone and he really needed a place to stay. I'm confused about a lot of things right now and IthinkImightbegay and Imscared

I am sad today because I forgot to latch the patio door and the horrible storm we had destroyed the ninja fort that me and my friend Conor made. Now Conor is gone and we can never make another one. I have no idea where he went. Maybe me and Derek can make a new one. Any way the ninja blanket fort pretty much got sucked out the door and blown all over the lawn some of it flew into the pool and got tangled in the skimmer and blew the motor in it and now I have to buy another one of those. I'll have to get on that today. I seem to have all the luck lately.

I met Max and Audrey today while Derek was at school. Max is a strange boy...he peed on my front lawn because I told him I didn't believe he'd do it. Audrey had a back spasm and fell down and me and Max had to drag her in and lay her down on the couch and it took an hour before she could walk again. It was really sad because she told me how much pain she's always in and how she spends most of her life at doctors appointments or in bed. She is so nice which makes it even more sad. Max and I made cupcakes while she rested, well rather I made cupcakes while Max mumbled to himself and oddly enough smacked himself in the back of the head from time to time.

Thats my update for now...someone talk to me aim s/n is Mattisgoodsexx

14th-Aug-2007 08:18 am(no subject)

Derek came over to keep me company last night. He is really sweet. I think he is going to move in which makes me really happy because then I won't be alone. It's not like I don't have more than enough room. I have a four bedroom house so he can have his own room. At least he spent the night last night so it was nice to have the company.

I'm off to do something...not sure what I'm going to do but I'll find something.


26th-Jul-2007 12:33 pm(no subject)

Come on you know you want to say it...it sounds funny if you say  it too much. Has to be the fucking coolest word in the english language!

16th-Jul-2007 09:53 pm(no subject)
Me and Randy's favorite quote from last night's South Park:

Mr. Mackey
: This is Mr. Venezuela, school janitor, M'Kay. He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet. Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, M'kay. He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with saw dust, M'Kay. Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face. So when you crapped in that urinal, M'Kay, you might has well have just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head
16th-Jul-2007 02:23 am(no subject)
Today I hung out with my friend Randy and he came over to my house and we had a great time. We watched South Park and it made me happy. Today's episode talked in great detail about poop...man I love to laugh at poop. Potty humor is the best...so if you don't like it you can screw off j/k. Well anyway I'm here to tell you about the "Chocolate Hot dog" and Randy later when he gets off his lazy ass will give you a detailed journal entry on the "Mud Monkey" or he better or else I'll find a way to lock him in the blanket fort that me and Conor made earlier today. Once he is securely locked in the blanket fort I will then find a small opening and fart into it until he gives in and begs for mercy because he doesn't want to die of methane poisoning inside the fort. Okay Randy I better see a post on "Mud Monkey's" when I wake up in the morning or else I'm coming to drop my pants in your bed while you are sleeping where I'll proceed to make a "chocolate hot dog" on your other pillow and then tickle you till you roll over in it.

P.S. Has anyone realized how much Fort and Fart sound alike??!!

Signing off as you Sex God Matt~
10th-Jul-2007 11:57 am(no subject)
I got wireless inside the house today because keep falling asleep online late at night and that just wasn't working when I was on the roof of my house. I also got tired of people staring at me up there like they had never seen a guy on the roof stealing wireless and it got boring having to moon them after the first few times. I also got tired of trying to lie flat against the roof to try to blend in with the house when a cop car would come by. So anyway know I have wireless inside the house where it should be but I am cheap and don't like paying for it.

Someone needs to talk to me...fuck this place is boring as hell.

AIM s/n in case you lost it or are pretending you don't know it is Mattisgoodsexx USE IT DAMMIT!

Your sex god Matt

7th-Jul-2007 06:33 pm(no subject)
Want to see my cock...really?...I bet you do *winks* here you go...

7th-Jul-2007 06:07 pm(no subject)
I'm fucking bored someone should talk to me! But since no one is I am going to post in this thing and I'm going to start by posting random pictures of mestickingmytongueoutatpeople

Your sex god Matt~
Bow to me
ha ha j/k
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